This makes the FuelShark seems like a well-engineered idea...

"Twism" (Twism069)
03/13/2016 at 20:34 • Filed to: None

I mean seriously?! Who buys these and think it will legitimately improve their performances?

IT’S A STICKER!!!

http://goodpowerenergy.com/goodpower-for-…

DISCUSSION (34)

MM54 > Twism
03/13/2016 at 20:36

This has to be a joke

CB > Twism
03/13/2016 at 20:39

Wait, so what’s the limit on how many of these I can stick onto my vehicle at a time? Will the effects be linear or exponential?

But seriously, I wonder how many people fall for this.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > CB
03/13/2016 at 20:42

Exponential, obviously.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Twism
03/13/2016 at 20:43

But it’s a pretty sticker.

CB > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/13/2016 at 20:43

Excellent. I expect at least 30 speed from adding some stickers to my vehicle post haste.

Also, it says four wheels only. Does this mean it won’t make my boat or motorcycle faster?

PS9 > Twism
03/13/2016 at 20:44

Kinja'd!!!

No. No to all of this.

Twism > CB
03/13/2016 at 20:45

I guess it depends on the total area of your hood and fuel flap?

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Twism
03/13/2016 at 20:45

GoodPowerTM utilizes an in-house developed proprietary technology that spanned 2 years of research and development. Each GoodPowerTMunit is both a charge retention and charge emitting body and becomes a source of energy when installed on the recommended locations e.g. above the fuel filler cap as shown on Figure 1 below). The GoodPowerTM unit begins to absorb heat from the surroundings and emits energy which charges the fuel molecules (see Figure 2), hence enabling better mixing between the fuel mist and oxygen molecules within the combustion chamber, resulting in more complete combustion efficiency. This increases the total amount of heat energy (BTUs) available, thus preventing soot (unburned fuel) formation as well as consuming any previous soot.

Remarkable.

-this space for rent- > Twism
03/13/2016 at 20:46

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > CB
03/13/2016 at 20:46

Absolutely not, because they don’t have fuel systems or electrical systems or any clean flat metal surfaces.

pjhusa > Twism
03/13/2016 at 20:48

Kinja'd!!!

shop-teacher > MM54
03/13/2016 at 20:49

I certainly hope so.

Twism > pjhusa
03/13/2016 at 20:51

Wow at least it’s free...

Urambo Tauro > Twism
03/13/2016 at 20:51

Kinja'd!!!

Welcome to GoodPower, home of the GoodPower, can I take your order?

CB > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/13/2016 at 20:52

Hey, good news! Turns out they make one for motorcycles!

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > CB
03/13/2016 at 20:56

Kinja'd!!!

But if the energy can’t get out. HOW DOES IT GET IN???

tromoly > Twism
03/13/2016 at 20:56

You mean stickers really do add 5hp?

pjhusa > Twism
03/13/2016 at 20:56

They were so nice to cut the price by so much

CB > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/13/2016 at 20:57

You know, science.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > CB
03/13/2016 at 20:58

Or those new GoodPowerTM semi-permeable energy seats.

dogisbadob > Twism
03/13/2016 at 20:58

only works on Civics :p

Urambo Tauro > MM54
03/13/2016 at 21:00

It probably started out that way, but I gotta admit, if I found some gullible customers willing to pay $65 each, it would be hard to resist selling it to them...

Urambo Tauro > CB
03/13/2016 at 21:01

The motorcycle version is “only” $30.

PS9 > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
03/13/2016 at 21:08

Man, the bullshit density is remarkably high for a single paragraph here. That’s impressive. They should have considered political speech writing instead of selling shitty ‘fuel saving’ tech to people.